The Fraudulent Insurance Claim

FAO REDACTED Customer Relations Case Handler REDACTED Motor Insurance Customer Relations Department REDACTED REDACTED 2011 Reference REDACTED Sir I am in receipt of your letter of REDACTED 2010, which unfortunately is merely a repetition of your company’s ongoing failure to reflect accurately what I have been trying to communicate to you, verbally and… Continue reading

The Alonso Grand Prix, Valencia, June 2010

From the desk of: Mr Angry [redacted] Surrey The Editor Autosport magazine 27 June 2010 Sir I have just watched the Alonso Grand Prix (sorry, European Grand Prix)  at Valencia which, as usual for this awful track, was largely processional, and I have now become mightily confused as to exactly what F1 racing is all…

The Planning Application

From the desk of: Mr Angry [redacted] SurreyMr [redacted] Planning Application Ref: [redacted] Sir, I am in receipt of your letter of 15 inst, which is frankly a load of sanctimonious, disingenuous rubbish. You are still not listening. The key issue is this: You have not received permission to access my property to build your…

Challenge Churchill

From the desk of: Mr Angry [redacted] SurreyThe Chief Executive Churchill Insurance [redacted] 18 Aug 2008 Dear Sir/ Madam Ref: Your ‘guarantee’ to beat my current car insurance quote In common with millions of other people, I have been bombarded with your advertising to the effect that I should challenge you to beat my current…

The Parking Ticket

From the desk of: Mr Angry [redacted] Surrey [redacted] Borough Council 09 December 2008 Dear Sir/ Madam I am writing to advise you that I will not be paying the fine you are attempting to extort from me per your ticket dated 8 December 2008. I attach a drawing of the bays in which I…