Please take me! I've had enough!

The Duke of Edinburgh

So Goodbye! then, The Duke of Edinburgh, who hasn’t died but has taken the least line of resistance in deciding to give Christmas at Sandringham with his brain-dead family a miss this year. Please take me! I've had enough! The D of E, an irascible scoundrel, feigned a heart attack on the run-up to Christmas……

Diplomatic Relations with Iran

So Khoda hafaz! then, diplomatic relations with Iran, as the various criminals, psychopaths and religious nutters working at the Iranian embassy in London finally get their marching orders from the UK’s pusillanimous Government. This long-overdue expulsion resulted from the storming on Tuesday of the British embassy in Tehran by hundreds of “protesters,” with tacit police…

Equality and Fairness for House Owners

So Goodbye! then, Equality and Fairness for House Owners, as David Cameron considers compelling taxpayer to take on the mortgage risks of first-time buyers. This will be achieved through a guarantee which will permit lenders to provide mortgages with significantly lower deposits than the 20 per cent or more that is currently required, but the…

Matthew Bailey

So Goodbye! then, scaffolder Matthew Bailey, killed at the age of 22 by English teacher Claire Johnson, 25, a jealous girlfriend who mowed him down whilst in a car chase with her boyfriend Russell Bennett. Portsmouth Crown Court heard that friends had told Johnson that Bennett, 24, was two-timing her with someone else, but she…

The Obedient Wives Club Sex Manual

So Doi noh ko noh! then, The Obedient Wives Club Sex Manual, as Malaysian authorities plan to outlaw a book about “Islamic sex” written and published by a group of Muslim women called The Obedient Wives Club. In it, they advocate complete subservience to husbands and to their wishes in every regard and club leaders…